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Many refer to me as "the chosen one", "the face of perfection", and "master briggs". But we're bros, so feel free to call me Pike. Being one of humanity's great minds, I have devised a carefully formulated categorizing system to separate the stages of human life. It has 4 basic categories: Pimpin', Ballin', Trippin', and Chillin'. I would explain the complex details of it, but I doubt your stubborn mortal brains could understand it. Along with my godly intelligence, I spend my free time chilin' listening to T-Swiddy and watching Netflix. I have a strict No-exersize policy.