I like to write funny things. However, when it comes to writing funny things about myself, I draw a complete blank. Perhaps it's because I'm no laughing matter.
I am a caffeine-based life form. I will take credit for the invention of the sugar sandwich, which turned out to be a great recipe, but don't try that at home kids. I am still grieving from the terrible mutilation of a beloved friend (Gummy) caused by the savage murderer who just happens to be your Assistant-Senior Patrol Leader. But don't worry I will find Gummi Jr. because we have reason to believe that Gummi had a child shortly before his gruesome death. People also say I'm clumsy, but it's up to you to decide.