I'm Jason. I used to be the SPL for a while, until a military junta performed a coup and forced me out of office. Now I'm probably a JASM, but nobody ever tells me these things. Currently, I'm a senior at Skyline, with plans to go to the University of Michigan. Apart from Scouts, I do theatre, and have acted in quite a few plays, including The Crucible, Parade, The Addams Family, and Macbeth. People also tell me I'm a funny guy, but I don't really see what all the fuss is about.
Many refer to me as "the chosen one", "the face of perfection", and "master briggs". But we're bros, so feel free to call me Pike. Being one of humanity's great minds, I have devised a carefully formulated categorizing system to separate the stages of human life. It has 4 basic categories: Pimpin', Ballin', Trippin', and Chillin'. I would explain the complex details of it, but I doubt your stubborn mortal brains could understand it. Along with my godly intelligence, I spend my free time chilin' listening to T-Swiddy and watching Netflix. I have a strict No-exersize policy.