I'm Jason. I was a scout in Troop 8 for seven years, and now am an adult volunteer. As a scout, I held many leadership positions, including : Not-even-APL, Assistant Patrol Leader, Patrol Leader, Assistant Senior Patrol Leader, (All four of those in the span of one year!) Senior Patrol Leader (for like 1.75 years) and finally, Elder Patrol Z Scout who Does Nothing. (For the remaining .25 years.) Right now I'm a freshman at the University of Michigan, planning on doing pre-med.
Many refer to me as "the chosen one", "the face of perfection", and "master briggs". But we're bros, so feel free to call me Pike. Being one of humanity's great minds, I have devised a carefully formulated categorizing system to separate the stages of human life. It has 4 basic categories: Pimpin', Ballin', Trippin', and Chillin'. I would explain the complex details of it, but I doubt your stubborn mortal brains could understand it. Along with my godly intelligence, I spend my free time chilin' listening to T-Swiddy and watching Netflix. I have a strict No-exersize policy.