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Pike Briggs Profile

Adult Information
Profession: 
Spastic youth
Eagle Scout: 
Profile Information
Patrol: 
School: 
Pioneer
Grade: 
9
Many refer to me as "the chosen one", "the face of perfection", and "master briggs". But we're bros, so feel free to call me Pike. Being one of humanity's great minds, I have devised a carefully formulated categorizing system to separate the stages of human life. It has 4 basic categories: Pimpin', Ballin', Trippin', and Chillin'. I would explain the complex details of it, but I doubt your stubborn mortal brains could understand it. Along with my godly intelligence, I spend my free time chilin' listening to T-Swiddy and watching Netflix. I have a strict No-exersize policy.

Favorite Books: What are these books you speak of?

Favorite Music: KP, T-Swiddy

Favorite Movies/TV Shows: 12 Monkeys, Arrested Development, Buffy, Criminal Minds, Firefly, Friends, HIMYM, Monk, Parks and Rec., Psych, STEPHEN TYRONE COLBERT, the A-team, The X-Files, V for Vendetta

Favorite Trips: Idaho backpacking, multi-day logistics trips in the depths of Bob's basement, Red River Gorge, Vermont skiing

Interests: Carbohydrates, chocolate chip cookie education policy while kayaking, climbing, movies, Netflix Marathons, skiing

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