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Finn Sweeney Profile

Adult Information
Title: 
Sr.
Profession: 
Sitting around all day
Employer: 
Mahself
Eagle Scout: 
Profile Information
Patrol: 
School: 
St. Francis
Grade: 
2

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Favorite Music: classical, Country, Good moosac, Rock (like The Beatles)

Favorite Books: A Brief History of Time, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy, The Cay, The Harry Potter Series, the hobbit, The Pigman, To Kill A Mockingbird, Tuck Everlasting, Webster's Dictionary

Favorite Movies/TV Shows: Futurama, King of the Hill, Malcolm in the Middle, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Seinfield, Spaceballs, The Big Bang Theory, The Harry Potter Series, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Office, the simpsons

Interests: Burning myself, Burning stuff, Camping, Destroying nature, Driving (and crashing) boats, Killing people while sleeping, Myself, NOT lying (true story), Nothing, Physics, Reading, Rocket Science!, Saying QWERTY MELONS and KGLERIFUB, Scouting, sleeping, SPACE!, Stabbing people, Stalking you-I MEAN- Violin, Swimming, The dark arts (hehehe)

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The Orion Nebula

Shane Steinl Profile

Adult Information
Spouse (name only): 
Adventure
Eagle Scout: 
Profile Information
Patrol: 
School: 
Huron
Grade: 
9

 In 2009, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ann Arbor underground. Today, still wanted by the government he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire the Shane!!!!!!!

Favorite Books: Animal Farm, Of mice and men, The Harry Potter Series, To kill a mocking bird

Favorite Music: Beck, Blink 182, Bowling for soup, Cage the elephant, Cake, Good Charlotte, Green Day, My chemical romance, Nirvana, red hot chili peppers, Simple plan, smash mouth, stromae, T-switty, Weezer

Favorite Movies/TV Shows: Baz luhrman's Romeo+Juliet, Frank, Harold and Maud, lord of the rings, Parks and recreation, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The dark knight series, The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Office

Favorite Trips: colorado trip 2015, idaho trip 2014, red river gorge trip

Interests: cello, chocolate chip cookie education policy while kayaking, chocolate chip education policy while kayaking, climbing, computers, cookies, Cooking, debating, Dying on Mt. Everest, Eating, fire, KILLING PEOPLE, movies, mtn biking, music, my church, snowball fights, Swimming, videogames

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Shane Steinl photo

Pike Briggs Profile

Adult Information
Profession: 
Spastic youth
Eagle Scout: 
Profile Information
School: 
Pioneer
Grade: 
9
Many refer to me as "the chosen one", "the face of perfection", and "master briggs". But we're bros, so feel free to call me Pike. Being one of humanity's great minds, I have devised a carefully formulated categorizing system to separate the stages of human life. It has 4 basic categories: Pimpin', Ballin', Trippin', and Chillin'. I would explain the complex details of it, but I doubt your stubborn mortal brains could understand it. Along with my godly intelligence, I spend my free time chilin' listening to T-Swiddy and watching Netflix. I have a strict No-exersize policy.

Favorite Books: What are these books you speak of?

Favorite Music: KP, T-Swiddy

Favorite Movies/TV Shows: Arrested Development, Bones, Buffy, Criminal Minds, Dexter, Firefly, Friends, Fringe, Futurama, HIMYM, Lost, Monk, Parks and Rec., Psych, Sherlock, star trek, STEPHEN TYRONE COLBERT, the A-team, The Office, The X-Files, Whitecollar

Favorite Trips: Idaho backpacking, multi-day logistics trips in the depths of Bob's basement, Red River Gorge, Vermont skiing

Interests: Carbohydrates, chocolate chip cookie education policy while kayaking, climbing, movies, Netflix Marathons, skiing

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Pike Briggs photo