I'm Jason. I used to be the SPL for a while, until a military junta performed a coup and forced me out of office. Now I'm probably a JASM, but nobody ever tells me these things. Currently, I'm a senior at Skyline, with plans to go to the University of Michigan. Apart from Scouts, I do theatre, and have acted in quite a few plays, including The Crucible, Parade, The Addams Family, and Macbeth. People also tell me I'm a funny guy, but I don't really see what all the fuss is about.
In 2009, a crack commando was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. This man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ann Arbor underground. Today, still wanted by the government he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire the Shane!!!!!!!