pitying the fool

Jason Dean Profile

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Profession: 
Professional brain surgeon/ parachuter
Employer: 
'Murica
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Resume: 
I am cool
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HAM Radio Callsign: 
KD8PIE
School: 
Skyline
Grade: 
11

I like to write funny things. However, when it comes to writing funny things about myself, I draw a complete blank. Perhaps it's because I'm no laughing matter.

 

Favorite Books: A Confederacy of Dunces, Cat's Cradle, Ender's Game, Fantasy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, my calculus textbook, The Fault In Our Stars, The Kite Runner, To Kill A Mockingbird

Favorite Music: Disney Music, play me some music and I'll probably like it!, Queen, That one song, The Pokemon theme song, thes sounds of unicorns crying in the night

Favorite Movies/TV Shows: American Beauty, Boardwalk Empire, Dr. Who, House M.D., Inception, James Bond, Lost, Modern Family, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Mythbusters, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino, Simpsons, star trek, The Dark Knight

Favorite Trips: and multi-day logistics trips in the depths of Bob's basement., Parkour - Indiana, Red River Gorge, Summer Camp '08, they are all awesome!, Winter JLT (2011-12)

Interests: chocolate chip cookies, cookies, Cooking, Everything, food, Internet culture, Life, martial arts, matters of extreme yet refined class, movies, Pastafarianism, pitying the fool, puns, sleeping, speling and gramer to, the universe, Theatre, video games, writing

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Earl (God) Profile

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Eagle Scout: 
Profile Information
School: 
Home School

Earl is the Troop 8 God of weather and all things outdoors. His name is mainly invoked in prayers of supplication and frustration, as the rainstorm turns to a sleet storm and then to marble-sized hail. Just as with Abraham, Moses, and Elijah, the truly saintly outdoorsmen in the troop will occasionally be heard arguing with Earl about his determination to wreak havoc and destruction, or complaining about the ridiculous tasks and weather which have been assigned to their lot. For mere mortals and tenderfeet, we strongly suggest that you not ever attempt to argue with Earl.

Interests: being awesome, history, just being outdoors, pitying the fool, pondering life the universe and everything, Scheming Sinister Plans for World Domination!

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