Patrol Z (Senior Leadership)

One Patrol to rule the all!!! That is Patrol Z. Patrol Z is definitely the cool kid on the block. Everyone wants to be in it, it's the cool thing to do. (Who said peer pressure isn't good.) Members of Patrol Z having the following are; smart, handsome, kind, charming, and certainly humble. This patrol is easily distinguished from other patrols in the field by it's awesome meals, incredible thelma setup, and general disregard for caution or logical decisions.

Currently Patrol Z, or the Elite as us in it like to be called, consists of just two members. Standing at the head is Jason Dean, who fortunately is able to take time off from his international parachute brain surgery/arm modeling career in order to go on trips pretty much every weekend. His assistant is PJ Mahowald, who can turn the tide of a battle just by showing up. (Fortunately, his battles tend to be with less ruly members of the PLC.)



I'm sure some of you jason-like people will enjoy this!
(read paragraph 2)

It was a simple question of quantum mechanics.

He was wearing and not wearing the snorkel.
Due to observer dependency, as soon as you measured it's "not wearing" position, his "wearing" was no longer in existence.

This concept is known as Schrödingers Snorkel.


¿op I op ʇɐɥM ¡punoɹɐ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ pǝuɹnʇ ǝuoǝɯoS


¿op I op ʇɐɥM ¡punoɹɐ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ pǝuɹnʇ ǝuoǝɯoS


Please Read This!

There are more than 2 PZ members and the quartermaster is actually PJ (in the quarter master description). There are more thing that I have forgotten that have false info...

Big City Small World

Large Box

Small Question Mark

What did you see...

Watch this twice and you may find out how it's done!


We have reached 2 pages of comments!
(in other words, help me make page 3!)


I present you: the DERP of HTML editing:

Online Pi Memorization Game - The Best Pi Trainer on the Internet! // // var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-8542184-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']);

Use Hints(3)
Use Sound
Show Clock
Rate (Digits/second):
To Start:   Press 'Go'.   The timer will start after your first keypress.

The Game:   How many pi digits do you know?   The game checks your digits at a given rate, say two digits per second.   Go faster to build up a 'grace period'. Go slower and watch the game progress meter catch up to you.

Keyboard:   Press the 'G' key to go, 'R' to reset, and 'C' to check your digits.

//To Start:   Press 'Go'.   The timer will start after your first keypress.

"; oText.Help_msg += "The Game:   How many pi digits do you know?   The game checks your digits at a given rate, say two digits per second.   Go faster to build up a 'grace period'. Go slower and watch the game progress meter catch up to you.

"; oText.Help_msg += "Keyboard:   Press the 'G' key to go, 'R' to reset, and 'C' to check your digits.

"; pi1000 = '1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989'; piTest = new PiTest({piInputContainer:'piInput', preload:pi1000, hash:APP.hash, text:oText, history:true}); if (APP.DEBUG) { version = document.getElementById('version'); if (version && piTest && typeof (piTest.version) !== 'undefined') { version.innerHTML = version.innerHTML + " " + piTest.version; } } if (!lastContentItem || !footer) { if (APP.DEBUG && typeof console === 'object') { console.error("domLoaded(): Invalid elements. "); } return; } lastContentItemOffset = lastContentItem.viewportOffset(); lastContentItemTop = (lastContentItemOffset[1]); o.debug = APP.DEBUG; o.elements = ['footer']; o.vertThresholds = [getLastItemBottom]; o.vertLayouts = ['unfloat', 'float']; try { lm = new LayoutMgr(o); } catch(e) { if (APP.DEBUG && typeof console === 'object') { console.error("domLoaded(): LayoutManager contructor failed. "); } } setTimeout(lm.windowResize, 1); // one last adjustment to layout } // domLoaded //]]>
(function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + ''; (document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0] || document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0]).appendChild(ga); })();

BTW, the source for that is here
It is a cool pi memorization site!

Question mark


How do I do all this?

You mean stuff like images and hyperlinks?
If yes, then click here.

Web Safety

This is a link to a search engine that is powered by google and is NSA proof.

As it uses dutch technology, it is perfectly legal.

Learn how it protects your privacy here.


You can download browser that works like firefox, but is scary how much it keeps you anonymous online.

Before you do so, you should read the list of warnings that are actually legit.

Do Not Ignore The Warnings

(TOR and I are not responsible for anything that it protects your computer from. You cannot hold me responsible.)

How long until pi day?


Pi Day Countdown

Size Attack



I bet you don't know how to do that!


Guess what

I bet you also can't do different paragraphs!

Even more in the you don't know how to do it series...

| Magic horizontal line |

Test by Bozo the brother



He passed but can he do it without the tips page!
Dear Bozo the brother write this: (size matters)





He failed

Yet another you can't do it


How do I do this?

Click here" and read the comment on the top!

Pointless Button



Warning: Pointless

How about this:

(without the HTML filter taking over)


(p.s. that is how I did the first one in this reply list. The only difference is, I allowed HTML filtering to take over)

One more thing

I'm not trying to brag with all this HTML stuff, I just want you jealous so you will go on to create HTML links, maybe learn coding, and become a technology producer, not consumer!

Fred and Jason!

Check out this website! (or anyone else for that matter)

Doeses yous is does celing teil likes aerospace engineering?

(aka. REAL rocket science) If so....

Download a simulator,
watch tutorials,
and if you like craziness, not explosiveless spaceflight watch this thing.....

If You want to learn how to make links like I did, just eMail me at, go here or ask me in REAL LIFE!


I see


members. You should update your patrol description.

It is done

All patrols have been succsesfully notified of Jason's lonliness.