Patrol Z (Senior Leadership)

One Patrol to rule the all!!! That is Patrol Z. Patrol Z is definitely the cool kid on the block. Everyone wants to be in it, it's the cool thing to do. (Who said peer pressure isn't good.) Members of Patrol Z having the following are; smart, handsome, kind, charming, and certainly humble. This patrol is easily distinguished from other patrols in the field by it's awesome meals, incredible thelma setup, and general disregard for caution or logical decisions.

Currently Patrol Z, or the Elite as us in it like to be called, consists of four members. Standing at the head of the operation is our friendly SPL Nick Wei, who tries his best to guide firstyears while ignoring the voices telling him to throw them off a cliff. His right-hand man, Jason Dean, is usually found either being extremely classy, or...  Actually, when isn't he being extremely classy? The inestimable Jackson Sweeney, the Armsmaster General, can easily be identified by the Danish flag often imprinted on his back. Finally, we have Nathan Mahowald, who is so good at everything he does, he has to tone back his skills to help you feel good about yourself.

Comments

I find your lack of comments disturbing

Patrol Z has no comments, which I find to be disappointing. We should start a top-secret discussion about how cool we are.

NOT REALLY

NOT REALLY

OK

Oh, so we should start a completely open discussion on how awesome we are?

WOW

Good one Jason.Sure,like your better than the other patrols.

KTHX

Thank you for posting such a well-thought out and constructive compliment! It sure was nice of you.