Fred Miller Profile

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Large, imposing mafia bouncer.
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I do a lot of cool things.  I climb, I dabble in python, I do scouts.  More importantly though, I moonlight as a large, imposing mobster.  Yes, it's true.  You may be thinking "But Fred, you're only 5'1", how are you large OR imposing?"  And my answer to you is: Stilts!  Aah silts...  You can tower over your enemies, easily cut in any line, and mercilessly beat those stupid enough not to donate to your 100% legitimate business.  Easy money!  Another quick tip for sure-fire cash is arson!  Here are Fred's 3 easy steps: 

1. Threaten someone for desired price OR ELSE

2. Accept payment.

3. After payment, or if you're bored, burn down everything said person owns.

For more legal and legitimate tips and tricks on how to build a healthy, happy and succesful life, buy the OFFICIAL FRED HANDBOOK OF NON-CRIMINAL ADVICE.  Get it now at the low low price of $100,000, with a very legal  daily intrest rate of 15,000%.  Or I'll send my undisclosed business partners after you.

Favorite Books: mE n0 LiKe Bo0KZ wItH LetTeRz 0r WorDz

Favorite Music: ACDC, eminem, Glitch Mob, Hatsune Miku, I got a pea, I like to Move Move it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Skrillex, Thrift Shop, Vexento

Favorite Movies/TV Shows: AoT, Big Bang Theory, Black Buter, Fresh Off The Boat, Hetalia, Modern Family, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, SAO, The Neighbors

Favorite Trips: Alleghenies, Alleghenies and Summer Camp (Ohiopyle), and the one were I projectile-vomited twice then proceeded to eat a lot of fried food, I dont even know half of these trips

Interests: 360 no scoping noobs that get #rekt from across the map with a 1337 headshot, awesomeness, being awesome, being awesome A lot, being awesome Some more, call of duty, chocolate chip cookies, cookies, fire, puns, rock band, rock climbing, Scheming Sinister Plans for World Domination!, setting things on fire, slow motion, video games, x-plosives

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