Bob Geier Profile
Bob was once a spy for the intergalactic revenue service, which collected payments of potable water from all interstellar wayfaring species in return for bureaucratic support. After retiring from the IRS, he settled in on a small, non-spacefaring planet largely because he enjoyed the snow and mountains, and because he was enthralled with chocolate chip cookies. Bob continues the play the part of being one of the native hominids, descendants of tree-climbing apes, while keeping up an elaborate ruse pretending to be a quirky leader of children's groups like something called "Boy Scouts."