Pike Briggs

I am a caffiene based lifeform. I will take credit for the invention of the sugar sandwich which turned out to be a great recipe, but don't try that at home kids. I am still grieving from the terible mutilation of a beloved friend (Gummi) caused by the savage murderer who just happens to be your Assistant-Senior Patrol Leader. But don't worry I will find Gummi Jr. because we have reason to believe that Gummi had a child shortly before his gruesome death. People also say I'm clumsy, but it's up to you to decide. The only super-clumsy situations I have had are lets see: Breaking an Iodine bottle, Dropping a cake upside-down, triping 100 times in a single hike, dropping a glass and while I was cleaning it up knocking over and breaking a teapot, etc. Well maybe I'm a little clumsy. Me and some others are starting a campaine for Steve to grow a mustache but it just ain't going anywhere. So that bassically somes up about none of my life, so I'll leave it at that.
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and breaking a magnet from greece