Patrol D

 

CHECK YOUR EMAIL!!!

And your phones!!!

And my axe!

Article I

Section I

    Like a Boss!!!!! 

 Article II

Section I

      Patrol D is for Dawesome ( duh lurn to spel !!!!!! ). It's an awesome reputation that we live up to day and night, by beating all of the other patrols at everything.

Section II

       This is Patrol D, commonly referred to by your elder scouts as Patrol Delta (the fourth letter in the Greek alphabet, capital ?, and lowercase ?). As the most awesome patrol (remember d is for Dawesome) Patrol D far exceeds patrols A, E, F, G,and Z in all ways, even while sleeping. Patrol D has a double edged reputation of being fast hikers with substandard navigational skill; hence the origin of our motto "D is for death march".

Section III

       In Patrol D your fearless leader is Captain Steinl  and aiding him in his nefarious plots is none other than the inestimable Thomas Larsen, who will do anything for a nickel accept give you a dime. This fearsome duo will help guide you through your Troop 8 and Patrol D experience, and make sure that you will fit in perfectly. If you need help with anything, (as long as it doesn't involve the Mafia and/or 30,000 dollars) don't hesitate to ask!

Section IV

Scouts in Patrol D are always the quickest up the ladder of advancement. Most of the patrol leaders originate from D, including Thomas, Shane, Evan, Drew, Nima, and Jack, as we are are the optimal patrol. 

Comments

No, you said so

No, you said so afterward.

Note, I actually understand why you replied to yourself (not for humor) and got confused on the same comment.

Okay!

You are from the "'peoples' 'democratic republic' of patrol f" which is actually an oligarchy!

Technically, we are a

Technically, we are a representative democratic-socialist republic, in that Maks and I were elected (we were the only candidates, but whatever) and that we provide our citizens with essential services (such as food, water, and shelter) in return for taxes (Troop 8 dues). So HA, we are a People's Republic (or if you prefer, a Democratic-socialist republic).

Government

Oligarchy is based on the fact that there are two dictators. No one said they had to be bad people. It could still be a socialist patrol, in which the two leaders control.

A quick lesson on Government

Well, if you want to get technical, you weren't really elected by anyone, you were appointed by me, who was voted into office at the behest of the PLC. So in reality, it's more of an oligarchic republic, in which the people don't really matter at all (at least in the governing process) and I can recruit my own voters! (How else could I be SPL for 2 years straight?)

Overthrown

I see you may've messed up with your gerrymandering (look it up) then. I guess Pike was one step ahead of you!

Technically, we are a

Technically, we are a representative democratic-socialist republic, in that Maks and I were elected (we were the only candidates, but whatever) and that we provide our citizens with essential services (such as food, water, and shelter) in return for taxes (Troop 8 dues). So HA, we are a People's Republic (or if you prefer, a Democratic-socialist republic).

Leavin

I'm leaving guys so see ya in a little while I will be going to the canoe trip but after that I'm takin a little vacation. See ya later

Any idea on a return Time?

Any idea on a return Time?

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I hereby BAN Parker from

I hereby BAN Parker from posting stuff on other patrols' pages!

IS REALLY ANNOYING!!!

IS REALLY ANNOYING!!!'

Words!

Words!

Well...

Me an Bean are fighting for Assistant Patrol Leader 2

Mistakes

Also you said "an" instead of "and."

Grammar?

You said "Me and Bean" while the correct grammar is "Bean and I."

Grammer Exeptions

Me and Bean works for this situation condiering there is no helping verb in this tense.

Grammar exceptions?!

GRAMMAR HAS NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

BTW, the so-called "fight" for APL2 was more of a massacre.

 

I hope that "grammer", "exeptions", and "condiering" were intentional.

So...

I went for Senior Patrol Leader of Patrol Dawesome!

ME

Out with the old, In with the new. Goodbye Patrol D peolpe!

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How long until pi day?

Well...


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