Adults like to talk about such boring things. Vegetables, taxes, the dangers of potassium cyanide (A delicious icecream topping!)... Who wants to hear about those things? Anyways, you kids are probably better off staying home, enjoying your cyanide ice cream.
However, if you're one of the few who actually remembers anything about Bill Clinton (He was the one with the hotel scandal, right?) , this meeting just might be interesting to you. (Okay, maybe interesting isn't the best choice of words, but it's basically an offer you can't refuse.) During this meeting, you will learn about how the troop operates on the parental side, including payments, volunteering for trips, and an explanation of how we prevent absent-minded 11-year-olds from randomly wandering off the nearest cliff. (Please take this moment to remind your son not to randomly wander off the nearest cliff.)