I do a lot of cool things. I climb, I dabble in python, I do scouts. More importantly though, I moonlight as a large, imposing mobster. Yes, it's true. You may be thinking "But Fred, you're only 5'1", how are you large OR imposing?" And my answer to you is: Stilts! Aah stilts... You can tower over your enemies, easily cut in any line, and mercilessly beat those stupid enough not to donate to your 100% legitimate business. Easy money! Another quick tip for sure-fire cash is arson! Here are Fred's 3 easy steps:
1. Threaten someone for desired price OR ELSE
2. Accept payment.
3. After payment, or if you're bored, burn down everything said person owns.
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